Hello, My name is Stephanie and I am addicted to online shopping.

Y'all. Let's be real. I am on a first name basis with my UPS delivery man. He is very handsome in his brown uniform and brings biscuits for Colby. He isn't visiting me regularly because he loves my sparkling personality, though. 

I have an online shopping problem.

I know there are more of you out there. You, with your Amazon Prime memberships and your Zappos passwords. I SEE YOU.

Now, like any person with a problem, I have a list of justifications for my addiction. Some of them are totally rational and some of them are "it is Tuesday night, I have been drinking and the one click buying option on amazon is making me trigger happy." But, listen, I do actually live in the middle of nowhere and Amazon provides me with stuff that is between a 30 minute and hour drive away. So. 

But, yeah, fine, whatever. I like to shop online. I like to drink and sometimes I do both at the same time. WITHOUT EVEN WEARING PANTS. Can I live, y'all? CAN I LIVE?

I would also like to take this moment that compared to at least one of my friends, COUGH COUGH JONATHAN COUGH COUGH, I am fairly responsible with the online shopping superpower. Jonathan once ordered, like, 80 something different ties while drinking and ordering and he was totally shocked when they appeared on his doorstep. It is a good thing homie is a lawyer and wears ties everyday. This story still makes me laugh so hard that I cry.

Jon's tie order, via his Facebook.

Y'ALL. LOOK AT ALL THOSE TIES.

I have ordered dresses, shoes, ice cream, glasses, coconut water, baking supplies, books, razors, funny t-shirts, eye cream. I refuse to stop. I REFUSE.

So, now you must comment and confess. Tell me the weirdest thing you have bought online? Do you order stuff often? Link me to your favorite non-amazon shopping site.